1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men with money think we are only after their
money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our
money.

10. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.

11. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
cowards.

12. The men who are somewhat
handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE!!!!


13:The man dawho are not handsome,no money..n they
will be nice sumtimes with a reason---->watch
out.. they dont want u bt they want sex!

14. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.


"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with."